Bono: Wanker

What part of that don't you understand? Do I really need to elaborate?

And what's with the sunglasses - are they to block the sunlight that shines out of his stupid Mick arse?

Piss off back to the bog, Paddy. You have no place in the civilised world. Make sure you go home in your zero-emission private Jet, the same kind used by Al Gore.

Bono shits me even more than Mac-worshipping Volvo drivers.