Tuesday, March 14, 2006

AWB Scandal - Girly Men Rife Once More

What's all this crap about bribes paid by the AWB?

Does anybody other than Beazo, that slinking femocrat Barto the Boozer, and the ABC-Fairfax-SBS collective mind give a rat's arse? I doubt it.

The thing that really shits me is the lack of balls at the top. If Howard had a pair, he'd come clean and state clearly:

"Listen up, scumbags. If you want these corrupt monkeys to buy your wheat, you're going to have to bribe somebody. And I'm not talking the sort of bribe that gets you out of a drug trafficking charge in Bali - I mean serious cash. You got a problem with that? Tell it to the farmers who face reposession orders because they couldn't find a buyer for their wheat. Suck on that - next week Mark Vaile is going to go buy some business in Russia with a suitcase full of Ipods and Sass & Bide jeans. Wankers."

Alas, there will be no such display of honesty and manliness, because Howard doesn't have a pair. Lucky for him, this non-scandal is being drowned out by the ALP implosion and the Empire Games taking place in Melburg.

I really envy those dudes working for the AWB in Iraq - picking up massive commissions for bribing corrupt third-world middle-men, and getting to play with AH-64s. Bastards.

4 Comments:

Blogger b'stard said...

What's the AWB?

22 March, 2006 22:46  
Blogger goatherder said...

ass wiping bureau - it's one of the later levels in the current police state implementation

23 March, 2006 02:30  
Blogger shillard said...

Remember, goatherd - there's nothing wrong with the New World Order, so long as you're a part of it.

15 April, 2006 18:03  
Anonymous Ballet man said...

Scott - I agree. Nothing wrong helping people who show a little intitiative. My mate used to work for the RTA and had a nice little earner taking "gratuities" from the Lebanese community to help them pass their licences. He got busted by the ICAC because one of them drove into this clapped out Merc with some rusky bint in it on the F3 and killed her - like who cares really? Anyway, I guess its a bit different in Aus.

24 April, 2006 02:42  

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