Geoff Gallop: Girly-Man
Geoff Gallop - 'I've lost my balls'.
Former WA Premier Geoff Gallop recently chucked the towel in because he is 'suffering' from depression.....
'Depression' in adult males is code for "My testicles have shrunk right up to my Adams Apple, and I haven't the bottle to cope with normal life on Earth."
Check this:
"It is my difficult duty to inform you today that I am currently being treated for depression.
Living with depression is a very debilitating experience, which affects different people in different ways.
It has certainly affected many aspects of my life. So much so, that I sought expert help last week.
My doctors advised me that with treatment, time and rest this illness is very curable."
What a nonce.
Depression is one of the ultimate self-indulgent exercises for modern humans. Proof-positive that people can programme their brains to think anyway they like (sort of like metacognition, but without the improved learning aspect).
In the 1980s society evolved a pre-emptive measure to cut depression in adults. It was called 'Fade to Black' by Metallica, and teenage losers who feared growing up to be like Geoff Gallop listened to it over and over, then capped themselves by the thousands. Sadly, the rise of hip-hop and rap removed any eugenic properties from popular music.
Depression is not an "illness". Outline the pathology of 'depression' in 500 words or less - be sure to note how it is transmitted, its incubation period, etc. Good luck.
Depression is self-indulgent bullshit that serves the interest of pissweak Westerners. No wonder the Islamofascists laugh at us.
'Oh boo-hoo, I'm so depressed, I'm Premier of WA and I get to suckle on the teat of the taxpayer. Ooooooh, I've started wetting the bed again.' What self-respecting male would carry on like that in the privacy of his own home - much less call a media conference to announce to the planet that he is an emasculated sook?
Just kill yourself and be done with it, Gallop. You're a disgrace. At least if you die your drain on the taxpayer will come to an end - useless girly-man parasite.
Be sure to cut ALONG the veins, Geoff. Don't take any notes from John Brogden.
What a wanker.
posted by shillard at 7:43 PM
4 Comments:
I couldn't disagree with you more. The Premier's problem is not depression or being a girly-man but a clear case of demonic possession. Not the same demon that possessed Mark Latham but a morose, lethargic elemental that sits in you like a sack of shit. Similar demons inhabit all of Newcastle Council but they are also brain-fucked imbecile demons who mostly harmless because they will never do anything at all. The cure is not suicide but the demons should be gently coaxed out of the victim by several years in a chain gang or else they can be safely stored in a NSW masonic lodge with their friends.
Can I ask for your advice? You sound like a psychologist. Lately i've been feeling really down and I suspect I may have depression. It really is an illness you know. I found this out on google.com - google has so much information, have you heard of it? I came across your site on it too!! So, as I was saying, i'm feeling really down and lonely, like OMG i've even cut down on masturbating. Do I have depression too?
Advice?
Yes, you are clearly depressed. I suggest you find yourself a nice octopus, then you will know joy everlasting, the sweet song of eternal peace.
FYI Hillard, I have just got over depression. Like you I thought it was a load of crap until it hit.
It took 6 months of medication but I am better for it. I would not like to go back to the way it was the previous 2 years.
Barnes
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